Literally me and Rachel erry day.
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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just on the way to do some octopus stuff
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people say youre either a geometry person or an algebra person i like to think of myself as an adding and subtracting person
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“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
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“I’m more of a Harry Potter girl myself.” | The characters of Parks and Recreation as Harry Potter
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Okay, yeah, I’ve got an apology: So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Helena Lubetkin’s life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Helena, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Helena said. And we gave her these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and we turned her best friends against her. And then … oh yeah, Steve, you know my friend Steve. She made out with Helena’s boyfriend and then convinced him to break up wither her.
Oh, God, and we gave you foot cream instead of face wash.
God! I am so sorry, Helena. Really, I don’t know why I did it. I guess it’s probably because I have a big lesbian crush on you.
Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you’re a home-schooled jungle freak, that’s a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don’t try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c…
And that’s how Helena Lubetkin died.
Okay, yeah, I’ve got an apology: So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Helena Lubetkin’s life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Helena, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Helena said. And we gave her these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and we turned her best friends against her. And then … oh yeah, Steve, you know my friend Steve. She made out with Helena’s boyfriend and then convinced him to break up wither her.
Oh, God, and we gave you foot cream instead of face wash.
God! I am so sorry, Helena. Really, I don’t know why I did it. I guess it’s probably because I have a big lesbian crush on you.
